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Old 12-14-2019, 01:46 PM   #1
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A belly button is basically a scar from when you got into a knife fight with a guy in a mask after being evicted from your first place.
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Old 12-14-2019, 02:18 PM   #2
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I decided to use my knife to save ammo

Apparently that’s not allowed in paintball
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Old 12-14-2019, 03:49 PM   #3
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Chico lost a toe when he dropped a knife on it.

After surgery he asked his doctor how bad it was.

Doctor, I have good news and bad news.

Chico, whats the bad news doc?

Doctor, we had to replaced your toe with a piece of candy.

Chico, what's the good news?

Doctor, you now have a tic tac toe.
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Yikes Chuck, I know you're sharp and on the cutting edge of all things related to the forum, but I just don't see the point in knife humor ergo you do seem to have a handle on it. (see what I did there? A little Chico inspired humor)
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Old 12-14-2019, 04:31 PM   #5
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Originally Posted by Cucamonga kid View Post
Yikes Chuck, I know you're sharp and on the cutting edge of all things related to the forum, but I just don't see the point in knife humor ergo you do seem to have a handle on it. (see what I did there? A little Chico inspired humor)
It was so corny I had to give it a like...😁
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Old 12-14-2019, 04:32 PM   #6
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Dupe, damn bourbon! Angels Envy tonight.... got a bit of the Devil I think....
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Old 12-14-2019, 04:53 PM   #7
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What's the difference between a man with multiple stab wounds and a knife juggler?

Practice.
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Old 12-14-2019, 05:23 PM   #8
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I hope he's not doing this just to bolster his ego.
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Old 12-14-2019, 05:38 PM   #9
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In our school you were searched for guns and knifes on the way in and if you didn't have any, they gave you some.
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Old 12-15-2019, 06:34 AM   #10
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...well, I guess I've earned this. If you sharpen a lot you wind up dropping a few...
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