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Old 09-12-2016, 08:17 AM   #1
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I should be the next Director of the FBI

I stepped out of the shower and saw a crime had been committed. I took the initiative (not told to lead an investigation by the DOJ) and set out to follow the evidence, where ever it might lead. Case solved, and I am now recommending an indictment.

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Old 09-12-2016, 08:34 AM   #2
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LOL, my new pup did the same thing about a month ago.
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Old 09-12-2016, 08:42 AM   #3
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She accepted a plea bargain. Once she was faced with the overwhelming evidence, she confessed to a whole host of similar crimes. Notice the dead raccoon!

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Raccoon must of had knowledge/evidence against her. No doubt, the raccoon was mysteriously shot in the back by assailant(s) unknown.
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Old 09-12-2016, 08:59 AM   #5
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Raccoon must of had knowledge/evidence against her. No doubt, the raccoon was mysteriously shot in the back by assailant(s) unknown.
Until the confession, it was a cold case. Prime suspect suggested suicide by double shotgun blast to the back of the head. Comey shrugged his shoulders after not finding any intent laying around.
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Old 09-12-2016, 09:13 AM   #6
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(breaks my heart that all of this that we are joking about is so readily apparent to everyone. integrity and trust in government is all but completely gone)


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Yep, house rule around here, "all persons are required to NOT leave the TP hanging!"
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Yep, house rule around here, "all persons are required to NOT leave the TP hanging!"
OH! So now you are trying to put the blame on the victim.

When did you join the Clinton staff?


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Never had a dog do that with the TP, but the dang cat does it all the time! Leaves it in a big pile on the floor....he never cleans it up! hehehe...I turned the roll around, so it now unrolls from bottom, not over the top, so when he tried pawing at it to unroll, it doesn't!
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