05-15-2014, 07:30 AM
Join Date: Jul 2013
Location: Northern Illinois
Public Service Announcement
To my friends who enjoy an adult beverage... and those who donít..
As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria.
In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 2 lbs of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) Ė bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 2 lbs of poop..
However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
Water = Poop,
Alcohol = Health
Therefore, itís better to drink alcohol and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of shit.
WE DON'T SHOOT TO KILL, WE SHOOT TO SAVE A LIFE.