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Old 06-22-2017, 04:38 PM   #1
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Wink Target Practice .... sort of.

Time for a little creative fun.

Complete the following statement.

A urinal is better than a toilet because _____________ .

This is suppose to be funny, so be creative.
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Old 06-22-2017, 04:39 PM   #2
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A urinal is better than a toilet because you can lean your head against the wall and stay on target.
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Old 06-22-2017, 04:52 PM   #3
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A urinal is better then a toilet because there's no chance of you getting yelled at for forgetting to put the seat back down.
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Old 06-23-2017, 04:01 PM   #4
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A urinal is better than a toilet because it tell you with out a doubt which restroom you are in! (Men's room vs. Lady's room)
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A toilet is better than a urinal because it's enclosed in a stall. I always seem to get next to "Petey Perve the Peeker" who wants to take a look at my boyz under the hood.

The second plus of using a stall is I can lift the seat and flush with just using my foot.
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Old 06-23-2017, 05:07 PM   #6
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A urinal is better than a toilet because that's where all the dicks hang out

Sorry, couldn't resist. Please don't be offended.
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A toilet is better than a urinal because it's enclosed in a stall. I always seem to get next to "Petey Perve the Peeker" who wants to take a look at my boyz under the hood.

The second plus of using a stall is I can lift the seat and flush with just using my foot.
shakehead.gif what are we going to do with you?
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Attachment 57810 what are we going to do with you?
If I had a dollar for every time that my mother said that I would have a nice nest egg....
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Let's face it, the boy has issues that even his shrink won't touch.
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Let's face it, the boy has issues that even his shrink won't touch.
........and to be perfectly honest, there have been a few that threw their hands up in defeat...
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