07-15-2017, 09:58 PM
Join Date: Feb 2014
Location: Beautiful Downtown Monroe, GA
My days of getting excited by the NFL were gone along with the likes of Roger Staubach, Terry Bradshaw, Dick Butkus, Fran Tarkenton,
Kenny Stabler. Ed "Too Tall" Jones, Bart Starr, Jim Taylor, Gayle Sayers, Drew Pierson and Len Dawson.
These guys were big, tough men!! Now we have freaks that make political protests on the sidelines, have dread locks hanging our of their helmets that make them look like a floor mop (is that supposed to be a "tackling handle" or what), have choreographed dances for when they score a touch down or make a good tackle (what the hell is this Dancing With The Stars, or what?) and last of all there is the blazing fast wide receiver running down the the sideline on a pass pattern. Then, at the far corner of the picture, you see the official keeping up with him, while running BACKWARDS!!! They warm the bench at a cost of several million dollars per year because they have turf toe, some other childish boo boo or they are depressed because Beyonce didn't LIKE them on their Facebook page!!
Well, for what these fools are being paid, we need a few rule changes to make the game more interesting and these overpaid prima donnas worth their salaries!! How about:
-NOT TIME LIMIT
-KICKERS MUST PLAY A REAL POSITION ALSO!!!!
-NO SCORE--JUST WIN OR LOSE ONLY
-LAST MAN STANDING---HIS TEAM WINS!! THEN, HE CAN DANCE IN THE END ZONE, IF HE CAN STILL MOVE!!
-THE SUPERBOWL WILL CONSIST OF ALL 26 TEAMS ON THE SAME FIELD WITH THESE SAME RULES. ONE MAN WINS THE SUPERBOWL!! (Look at the jobs this will create, President Trump!!) THE WINNER CAN WEAR A T-SHIRT THAT SAYS...."THAT'S RIGHT, I'M BAD!!!" WHEN HE GOES TO DISNEY WORLD!!!
Now that is a game worth paying a player millions of dollars to play. Part of the contract should also be that you have to survive the season to get the big pay!! Now THAT is IRON MAN FOOTBALL!!
The Lineman-Proud Army Dad!!
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Last edited by Lineman; 07-16-2017 at 11:52 AM.