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Old 01-05-2018, 11:43 AM   #1
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Talking Funny Ads, Promotions, Product Descriptions and Signs

I have seen a couple of descriptions of products and signs recently that made me laugh aloud. I figured there must be others that members of KT have seen. Here's the place to post them.

My first: We all know the misnomer "assault rifle". Well this description on Amazon takes it to the next level of stupidity.

THE ASSAULT BACKPACK

LQ Tactical Military Tactical Assault Backpack

"Surrender or I will assault you with my backpack. Just give me a minute to get it off my back."

https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0...1&tag=gunpl-20

BTW, It's a romantic and adorable gift! (read description) And in case you missed it, the backpack is double tactical & military.
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This is really a problem?
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This is really a problem?
Unfortunately, yes. Yes it is a very big problem
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and sadly, they reproduce.
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SHOTT show 2013
HK Promotional catalog they handed out for the year.

LOOK closely the rounds in the magazine ON THE COVER .... are in backwards.

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SHOTT show 2013
HK Promotional catalog they handed out for the year.

LOOK closely the rounds in the magazine ON THE COVER .... are in backwards.

someone's fired
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While looking at some back issues of American Rifleman for some information, I came across this ad for the "New" Ruger Mk IV, auto pistols, in last July's issue. Note that in two places in the ad they state that these are 10 round, 9mm. And while that does sound interesting ...a 9mm Mark IV...I think this a major typo or maybe Ruger is telling us something about the future ...

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