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Old 01-25-2018, 06:37 PM   #1
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What will be the first thing you do when you look up in the sky and see

an alien ship the size of Manhattan?
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Old 01-25-2018, 06:43 PM   #2
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What will be the first thing you do when you look up in the sky and see

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Load up the M1A, get on the roof and wait on the little green eyed ***turds to enter the kill zone.
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Probably open the most expensive bottle of Scotch I have.
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Old 01-26-2018, 02:23 AM   #6
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Well, I'd just take out the good china. It's just Nogg and Tugg, two grays who come and see me every year.

They are real craftsmen! A few years back they fit me with an anal probe that was so comfortable I could wear it for hours.

They're Methodists and I'm SDA, so we have some lively debates. Tugg has a "glamor shot" of Sarah Palin over his bunk...

Oh, and they love strawberry ice cream!
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Old 01-26-2018, 10:12 AM   #7
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reminds me of this old joke....
A Martian couple and an Earthling couple have met and are talking about all sorts of things. Finally, the subject of sex comes up. "Just how do you guys do it?" asked the Earthling. "Pretty much the way you do," responded the Martian. Discussion ensues and finally the couples decide to swap partners for the night and experience one another. The female Earthling and the male Martian go off to a bedroom where the Martian strips. He's got only a teeny, weeny member; very short and very narrow. "What can you do with THAT!?" exclaims the woman. "Why?" he asked, "What's the matter?" "Well," she replied, "it's nowhere near long enough. It'll never reach!" "No problem," he said and proceeded to slap his forehead with his palm. With each slap of his forehead, his member grew until it was quite impressively long. "Well," she said. "That's quite impressive, but it's still pretty narrow." "No problem," he said again and started pulling his ears. With each pull his member grew wider and wider until the entire measurement was extremely exciting to the woman. "Wow!" she exclaimed as they fell into bed and made mad, passionate love. The next day the couples rejoined their normal partners and went off together. As they walked along the Earthling male said, "Well, was it any good?" "I hate to say it," she said, "but it was really wonderful. How about you?" "Well," he said, "It was the weirdest thing. She kept slapping me on the forehead and pulling my ears all night."

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Originally Posted by The Tourist View Post
Well, I'd just take out the good china. It's just Nogg and Tugg, two grays who come and see me every year.

They are real craftsmen! A few years back they fit me with an anal probe that was so comfortable I could wear it for hours.

They're Methodists and I'm SDA, so we have some lively debates. Tugg has a "glamor shot" of Sarah Palin over his bunk...

Oh, and they love strawberry ice cream!
Coming from you I almost belive it
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Buy that 50 cal at my LGS.
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Buy that 50 cal at my LGS.


Won’t help. They have shields.


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