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Old 10-09-2019, 08:34 AM   #6971
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Funny how a person has to cover up their gun in Walmart but not their ass.
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Old 10-10-2019, 06:06 AM   #6973
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A walk in the woods helps me relax and release tension.

The fact that I am dragging a body should be entirely irrelevant.
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Old 10-10-2019, 06:11 AM   #6975
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What’s the difference between a kleptomaniac and a literalist?

The literalist takes things literally.

The kleptomaniac takes things, literally.
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In 1973, when I was in compressed gases school in Portsmouth, VA, I met two classmates from Boise, ID. One was a trucker, who tired of 3 weeks on the road, and re-entered the Navy, and he related a story to me about a big city slicker, who was in Idaho, to bag himself a mule deer. The hunter got one, and was headed home with his trophy draped over his fender, when by chance he was pulled over by a police officer. The officer asked the hunter about the hunting trip, and the hunter replied, that he was hunting for mule deer, and that he had shot a real nice one. The police officer marveled about the deer, and then mentioned that mule deer do not have shoes.
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Old 10-14-2019, 09:50 AM   #6980
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My grandfather told me that story long ago in the woods at our ranch in northern British Columbia too.

Only difference is that the 'cop' asked if the hunter knew why his 'moose' was wearing horse-shoes.......

Seems a good story really gets around!
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