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Old 01-13-2020, 09:33 AM   #7281
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Do you ever go on YouTube thinking youíll just be on to watch a quick music video then 5 hours later you find yourself watching a tutorial on how to talk to a giraffe?
So... ummm, where do I find that Giraffe thing?
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Old 01-13-2020, 04:01 PM   #7282
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While I wouldn't necessarily be... surprised... I'm gonna need to see the citations for these LOL
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Old 01-13-2020, 06:21 PM   #7283
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While I wouldn't necessarily be... surprised... I'm gonna need to see the citations for these LOL
Do they actually hear the cow flop spilling out of their mouths? Itís scary that people listen to this and say; ďYea, this schmuck will make my life betterĒ.... when did the obvious become out of style?
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Well, I've heard those three say enough completely asinine things to know that they have the common sense, memory and self awareness of the average garden stone; so I'd be inclined to believe just about anything from them, but believing those quotes is a stretch even for me. That said, this is a joke topic and IMO those quotes would be far less funny if they're true...
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Old 01-14-2020, 08:57 AM   #7285
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While riding my Harley, I swerved to avoid hitting a deer, lost control and landed in a ditch, severely banging my head.

Dazed and confused I crawled out of the ditch to the edge of the road when a shiny new convertible pulled up driven by a very beautiful women, who asked if I was okay?

As I looked up, I noticed she was wearing a low-cut blouse with cleavage to die forÖ

I think Iím okay, I replied as I pulled myself up to the side of the car to get a closer look.

She said, get in and Iíll take you home so I can clean and bandage that nasty scrape on your head.

Thatís nice of you, I answered, but I donít think my wife will like me doing that!

Oh, come now, Iím a nurse she insisted. I need to see if you have any more scrapes and then treat them properly.

Well, she was really pretty and very persuasive. Being sort of shaken and weak, I agreed, but repeated, Iím sure my wife wonít like this.

We arrived at her place which was just few miles away, after a couple of cold beers bandaging, I thanked her and said, I feel a lot better but I know my wife is going to be really upset so Iíd better go now.

Donít be silly she said with a smile, while unbuttoning her blouse and exposing the most beautiful set of boobs Iíve ever seen.

Stay for a while, she never know, by the way, where is she?

Still in the ditch with my Harley, I guess.
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Donít be worried about your smartphone and TV spying on you.

Your vacuum cleaner has been gathering dirt on you for years.
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When you fall, I will catch you.

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When you fall, I will catch you.

Your Floor
HE LIES!!!!!!

MY KNEE
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