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Old 04-24-2018, 04:15 PM   #1
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"Yup, she's naked"

...that's what ran through my head as I tried to come to grips with what I'd just seen earlier today.
I've been working in south Florida down in Palm Beach Gardens (nice neighborhood) over the past several weeks. As usual I brought my kayak so on my days off I could get some fresh air and maybe catch a snook or two, good clean fun. Over the years I've gotten a little familiar with the Indian River between Vero and Jensen Beaches. This is a little north of where I'm working but things are more "jungly" as you get north of Stuart. There's a beach road that runs north south, the Atlantic on one side and the Indian River on the other. In some areas they're only a few hundred yards apart. Florida has done a great job of making both shorelines accessible with trails and numerous pull offs. I spent the morning tossing every lure I had, live shrimp and even a few little sand crabs I chased down at some 10#ish juvenile tarpon. They wouldn't bite anything, rolling all around me in Little Mud Creek. These fish are known to be fussy but like they say "you don't catch any unless your line's in the water". A pretty big Manatee seemed to enjoy watching me try to get hooked up, he'd snort every now and then and slip below the surface when I looked his way :-) Anyways no tarpon...
There was some weather headed in so around noon I decided to pack up. I managed to get the kayak strapped down on the roof of my ride a few minutes before the rain started. I decided to pull off on the Atlantic side on the way back just to look at the waves. On the path over the sand dune I read the signs, some about sea turtles, some about rip tides and of coarse the no glass/alcohol one. Well when I made it over the dune, RUT-RO,,, BUCK NAKED GRANNIES!!! A BUNCH OF THEM!!! As the weather was not looking so great for sunbathing they were standing up and picking up their things. Frontsides, backsides all right there (did I say "jungly" earlier) and they didn't seem fazed in the least that I walked over the dune??? I played it cool and just walked down to the waves and took a pic of the storm over the water then got the hell out of there. I've never ran into nude grannies on any of these beaches before? Maybe they were European just visiting or something. If you decide to visit any of the beaches a few miles south of Fort Pierce, beware...
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Old 04-24-2018, 05:07 PM   #2
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LMAO ! I didnít know what to expect when I clicked on this thread. Canít say Iíve ever had that happen to me.
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Now I've got to try and get that picture out of my mind.
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Old 04-24-2018, 06:57 PM   #6
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Pictures, or it didn't happen!
...trust me on this one. Everyone's better off without seeing what I did today.
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Old 04-24-2018, 07:38 PM   #7
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Evidently you're a younger man. At my age those might have been chicks.
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The thread title is wrong in so many ways and normally used in the fake media world of CNN......

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...trust me on this one. Everyone's better off without seeing what I did today.
Hence no pictures, and we all thank you sir.

My question is were you armed? One man, alone on a secluded beach full of naked Grannies? Your lucky you made it out alive! 🤣
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