07-13-2018, 08:35 PM
Join Date: Feb 2014
Location: Beautiful Downtown Monroe, GA
Hey El, cats are great as long as they are not around ME!!! It all goes back to when I was 9 years old. The little old lady next door had a big fat cat that looked like MORRIS on the Nine Lives commercials. He was laying on their porch. I went over to pet the pretty cat. As soon as my hand touched that cat's back, he whirled about and shredded my arm all the way up to the elbow!! Bleeding like a stuck pig, I walked away. I have had NO use for any cat since then!!
Originally Posted by SnowTao
Yeah, maybe don't walk to your bedroom barefoot, eh? Paybacks are hell?
You terrible cat haters!! Go see my instruction page on "How to Stack Cats"!
I'm a dog guy!! I have a Border Collie, named Ziva, that I got from the Walton County Animal Shelter (How often do you get a pure breed dog at the shelter---I did!!).
She comes when I call her, goes to the door to be let out, keeps my feet warm in bed at night and guards my new pair of clean socks while I'm taking a shower. She also "herds" my grandkids. On top of that she is beautiful and is always excited when I come home and greets me at the door. She also lets me know when anyone comes in my yard. As an added bonus, she doesn't stink the house up with a litter box, that I have to clean out!! And she has NEVER, EVER torn my arm to pieces as a way of saying "Hello!!!" How many cats can meet those job requirements?
As I said, El, your cats are marvelous, as long as they are with YOU!! Me? Not So Much!!!
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Last edited by Lineman; 07-18-2018 at 11:45 AM.