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Old 07-21-2019, 11:53 AM   #1
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LURKERS BEWARE!

Oh yeah, it's easy and free to sign up to this forum but you have no idea what it will cost you in the long run.

Here are some money saving tips for you newbies.

1. When you are perusing a thread and come across an enticing picture of a handgun, scroll past it quickly and don't read the following reviews. Failing to do so could result in a subliminal and uncontrollable urge to go out and purchase that handgun. $$$$$

2. Choose your friends carefully. If you see someone's signature at the bottom of their post and it has a long list of Kimber firearms, you want to put that person on your "IGNORE" list immediately. You can be sure that he will be posting many beautiful pictures and reviews of his handguns. (See #1.).
If you are retired and living on a fixed income this fella will not be helping your budget. He is not your friend. $$$$

3. Don't even trust the moderator. Even though he may seem and look mild mannered, he can be detrimental to your budget. He will sneak in seemingly harmless reviews of power enhancing accessories which may cause a chronic case of "got a have it". Watch out for this guy. $$$$

4. And just when you thought you had a good handle on all the tempting gun porn you get blindsided by these knife guys. They prefer getting up close and personal. They can be the most dangerous of all. They will nickel and dime you to death with high DEF color photos of their gleaming blades that they've polished down to a one molecule wide edge. LOOK AWAY!!!!

5. And last but not least as soon as you're done signing up and registering; IMMEDIATELY put this one fella on your ignore list. "ChattanoogaPhil" he's the ringleader of this gang of budget busters.
He alone has cost me thousands of dollars just from gun accessories alone. Here are just a few examples: expensive mini laser/light combo's, expensive grips, whole house generators and suppressors.
And a sidenote, don't ask him any questions unless you want the cold hard truth. Don't say I didn't warn you.
YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!
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Old 07-21-2019, 12:39 PM   #2
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I vouch for all that Kid wrote.
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Old 07-21-2019, 01:07 PM   #3
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Ha!

Ok... I plead guilty to some of the accusations. But regarding brutal honesty... How would you answer someone who puts cheap poser ivory grips made of melted Pringles lids on a beautiful polished blued Colt Defender and asks: Whatcha think for a BBQ?

What was I supposed to say... Looks cool bro. ?
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Old 07-21-2019, 01:26 PM   #4
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Originally Posted by ChattanoogaPhil View Post
Ha!

Ok... I plead guilty to some of the accusations. But regarding brutal honesty... How would you answer someone who puts cheap poser ivory grips made of melted Pringles lids on a beautiful polished blued Colt Defender and asks: Whatcha think for a BBQ?

What was I supposed to say... Looks cool bro. ?

Not your fault lol if someone is going to ask a question they better have thick skin and be prepared to hear something they may not like
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Old 07-21-2019, 02:32 PM   #5
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Cuca, that's the most intelligent post you've ever made!
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Old 07-21-2019, 02:42 PM   #6
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I resemble that remark.
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Old 07-21-2019, 03:19 PM   #7
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wish i skipped a knife thread..almost cost me a leg
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Old 07-21-2019, 04:03 PM   #8
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Cuca, that's the most intelligent post you've ever made!
Wait, what? I know a complisult when I hear one.
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Old 07-21-2019, 04:16 PM   #9
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Cuca, that's the most intelligent post you've ever made!
Well Arland you have to admit that the bar wasn't set real high....
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Old 07-21-2019, 04:30 PM   #10
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Well Arland you have to admit that the bar wasn't set real high....
So true Marshall, so very true. Here in the South we would say: Bless his heart!
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