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Old 08-14-2015, 05:34 AM   #1
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Woke up this morning at 4:50 am cdst and noticed the light was on in the gr and my wife was already up. So I get up and can't find her. I look in the garage her Caddy is there. A blanket on the couch and the tv on. I had a quick thought that maybe the rapture had come and I missed it. I call her name several times finally she comes in from the back porch. I said what are you doing outside? She said, smoking. She had been quit over a year and started back a few weeks ago sneaking here and there. I was disappointed but understanding. I am in my sixth year smoke free and have quit several times and know just how hard it is. So I loved on her and let her know that I know how hard it is. I told her how precious she is to me. I told her that I want her face to be the last face I see when I die. Not vice versa. Then I confessed to her about the Super Carry Pro and Micro Stainless Raptor I just bought. Perfect timing, all is well at the Glokrok's.
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Hahaha. Very good. My wife has been spending a fortune remodeling one of the bathrooms. She is on some Martha Stewart roll. So it was a great time for an announcement, "Honey, I think I am going to look for an AR-15." To which she exploded, "How many guns do you really need." My response, "How much did you put into this bathroom?" A smile and a shrug is all I got...now onto my LGS!!!
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GlokRok, you remind me of a song called....

Smooth operator. ...

Well done my friend.
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My wife asked me why I needed two Harleys. I responded that I thought it was gauche to ask each mistress to ride the same bike.

Yikes, I'm buying jewelry like it's going out of style...
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My wife asked me why I needed two Harleys. I responded that I thought it was gauche to ask each mistress to ride the same bike.

Yikes, I'm buying jewelry like it's going out of style...
Ok, now we know the two extremes of dealing with significant others.
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Old 08-14-2015, 01:18 PM   #7
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Hahaha. Very good. My wife has been spending a fortune remodeling one of the bathrooms. She is on some Martha Stewart roll. So it was a great time for an announcement, "Honey, I think I am going to look for an AR-15." To which she exploded, "How many guns do you really need." My response, "How much did you put into this bathroom?" A smile and a shrug is all I got...now onto my LGS!!!
That's what Im tawkin bout!!!!
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Timing is everything...........Shakespeare
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Well played sir, lol
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You guys are hilarious...lol
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