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Old 12-23-2015, 06:20 PM   #1
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A new contract for Santa has finally been negotiated….Please read the following carefully…….

I regret to inform you that, effective immediately, I will no longer be able to serve Southern United States on Christmas Eve. Due to the overwhelming current population of the earth, my contract was renegotiated by the North American Fairies and Elves Local 209. I now serve only areas North of the Mason-Dixion Line and Non-secessionist States. As part of the new and better contract I also get longer breaks for milk and cookies so keep that in mind.

However, I’m certain that your children will be in good hands with your local replacement who happens to be my third cousin, Bubba Claus. His side of the family is from the South Pole. He shares my goal of delivering toys to all the good boys and girls; however, there are a few differences between us.

Differences such as:
1. There is no danger of a Grinch stealing your presents from Bubba Claus. He has a gun rack on his sleigh and a bumper sticker that reads: “These toys insured by Smith and Wesson.”

2. Instead of milk and cookies, Bubba Claus prefers that children leave an RC cola and pork rinds [or a moon pie] on the fireplace. And Bubba doesn’t smoke a pipe. He dips a little snuff though, so please have an empty spit can handy.

3. Bubba Claus’ sleigh is pulled by floppy-eared, flyin’ coon dogs instead of reindeer. I made the mistake of loaning him a couple of my reindeer one time, and Blitzen now overlooks Bubba’s fireplace.

4. You won’t hear “On Comet, on Cupid, on Donner and Blitzen …” when Bubba Claus arrives. Instead, you’ll hear, “On Earnhardt, on Wallace, on Martin and Labonte. On Rudd, on Jarrett, on Elliott and Petty.”

5. “Ho, ho, ho!” has been replaced by “Yee Haw!” And you also are likely to hear Bubba’s elves respond, “I her’d dat!”

6. As required by Southern highway laws, Bubba Claus’ sleigh does have a Yosemite Sam safety triangle on the back with the words “Back off” The last I heard it also had other decorations on the sleigh back as well. One is Ford or Chevy logo with lights that race through the letters and the other is a caricature of me (Santa Claus) going wee wee on the Tooth Fairy.

7. The usual Christmas movie classics such as “Miracle on 34th Street” and “It’s a Wonderful Life” will not be shown in your negotiated viewing area. Instead, you’ll see “Boss Hogg Saves Christmas” and “Smokey and the Bandit IV” featuring Burt Reynolds as Bubba Claus and dozens of state patrol cars crashing into each other.

8. Bubba Claus doesn’t wear a belt. If I were you, I’d make sure you, the wife, and the kids turn the other way when he bends over to put presents under the tree.

9. And finally, lovely Christmas songs have been sung about me like Rudolph The Red-nosed Reindeer” and Bing Crosby’s “Santa Claus Is Coming to Town.” This year songs about Bubba Claus will be played on all the AM radio stations in the South. Those song title will be Mark Chesnutt’s “Bubba Claus Shot the Jukebox” and “Grandma Got Run’d Over by a Reindeer.”

Sincerely Yours,
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A great bit of editing went into this video and it's one of my favorite Christmas songs.....Enjoy

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Wink Thanks Chuck!!

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I have seen this video numerous times. It reminds me of the two Christmases that my son spent away from his home and family!!! One in Iraq and the other in Afghanistan. He never complained and did his duty with pride and honor. Am I proud of my son??

YOU DAMN RIGHT I AM!!!

Attached below is picture of my son, in Afghanistan, helping his battalion commander get dressed up as Santa Claus, including 40 lbs of body armor!



Thanks for posting it, Chuck!! Merry Christmas to all. Sleep peacefully, my son is standing guard!!!
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Merry Christmas to you all. May God bless you and this country. May God especially bless those to dedicate their lives to help and defend others. (Chuck your video made me cry like a little girl.)
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Merry Christmas gang. While toys are a big part of our life, let us not forget the real meaning. Best wishes to all of you and your families.
Pray for the safety of all serving abroad and here. While festive, be safe and don't drink and drive.

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A great bit of editing went into this video and it's one of my favorite Christmas songs.....Enjoy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hSfHXWjzqu0
WOW, Thanks Marshall. After all the craziness last week decorating shopping in the crowds and such that put things back into it's proper perspective. Choked me up. Merry Christmas to all. May God bless you all and God bless America.
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