As you know, I have absolutely no respect for Madison's supposed gang-bangers. They are simply posers. As I have reported here before, our own police chief, "Kumbaya" Koval, stated that there have been 35 shootings--no hits
Well, guys, get ready to laugh. I found out some insider information on our mall shooting. In short, there was no fight.
Onlookers all report a "girl fight" of about six to eight females. Amid the ruckus were several males. It was believed that one guy pulled a small .32 ACP pistol and fired two shots. One hit a guy's leg, one ricocheted through the fabric of an employee's pant-leg, but she was not hit.
When the investigation turned up powder burns on the "victim's" leg but no blood
and only one spent
case was found, the cops dug deeper.
It appears now that the males all knew each other, there was no fight over the girls or jewelry (as suspected) but the victim was actually showing off his pistol when he shot himself
! Only one shot was fired, it was also the ricochet that hit the employee.
So officially, the only gang-banger to have ever hit someone actually shot himself. Ironically Heath Ledger's line of dialogue keeps ringing in my head. Madison is the capital of the State of Wisconsin, we deserve better criminals...
(BTW, for those of you who were concerned about my wife and me, have no fear. While I thank you for your outreach, I'm not going to worry about future stress over an idiot that shot himself!)