[Cucamonga kid]

Bump… For all the new members recently joined

 

[Cucamonga kid]

Read and take heed

Must read for newbies

 

[huskyman]

He can't help that you are weak!

 

[2sharp2]

Still unsure if I should be proud or angry? Guess I'll go with proud. Just trying to be a blessing.

Cuca I resemble warning #2 in case the newbies have not figured it out yet.

Chattanooga Phil is my shooting buddy and homie, ya'll been warned...

 

[Cucamonga kid]

Cuca I resemble warning #2 in case the newbies have not figured it out yet.

You were exactly who I was referring to.

 

[2sharp2]

You were exactly who I was referring to.

DUH! You think...

 

[Cucamonga kid]

Bobk22 better read this.

LURKERS BEWARE!

Oh yeah, it's easy and free to sign up to this forum but you have no idea what it will cost you in the long run.

Here are some money saving tips for you newbies.

1. When you are perusing a thread and come across an enticing picture of a handgun, scroll past it quickly and don't read the following reviews. Failing to do so could result in a subliminal and uncontrollable urge to go out and purchase that handgun. $$$$$

2. Choose your friends carefully. If you see someone's signature at the bottom of their post and it has a long list of Kimber firearms, you want to put that person on your "IGNORE" list immediately. You can be sure that he will be posting many beautiful pictures and reviews of his handguns. (See #1.).
If you are retired and living on a fixed income this fella will not be helping your budget. He is not your friend. $$$$

3. Don't even trust the moderator. Even though he may seem and look mild mannered, he can be detrimental to your budget. He will sneak in seemingly harmless reviews of power enhancing accessories which may cause a chronic case of "got a have it". Watch out for this guy. $$$$

4. And just when you thought you had a good handle on all the tempting gun porn you get blindsided by these knife guys. They prefer getting up close and personal. They can be the most dangerous of all. They will nickel and dime you to death with high DEF color photos of their gleaming blades that they've polished down to a one molecule wide edge. LOOK AWAY!!!!

5. And last but not least as soon as you're done signing up and registering; IMMEDIATELY put this one fella on your ignore list. "ChattanoogaPhil" he's the ringleader of this gang of budget busters.
He alone has cost me thousands of dollars just from gun accessories alone. Here are just a few examples: expensive mini laser/light combo's, expensive grips, whole house generators and suppressors.
And a sidenote, don't ask him any questions unless you want the cold hard truth. Don't say I didn't warn you.
YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

You've e now been duly warned

 

[2sharp2]

You've e now been duly warned

You know there will be a few your on point "warning" will fly right over there heads...

 

[Oklahomabound]

...is there a number 6 to be added to the Cucamonga Kid's list????
...inquiring minds....

 

[CharlieW]

Still the best post ever on KT.

 

[Cucamonga kid]

...is there a number 6 to be added to the Cucamonga Kid's list????
...inquiring minds....

Working on it. It'll be added before Election Day.

 

[Cucamonga kid]

Still the best post ever on KT.

Thank you Charlie, I'm humbled.

 

[Cucamonga kid]

Again, for all the new guys. Take heed!

 

[2sharp2]

Cuca, it's good to see all your sage advice is still "on point!"

 

[Oklahomabound]

...need to add a warning regarding the "Kimber Model Specific" portion of the forum as well... ...this one has cost me a short stack of $100 dollar bills...

 

[2sharp2]

Cuca is preaching point number "6".

 

[Cucamonga kid]

#7. If you have survived without going broke and not being able to pay your Internet bill then you’ll probably find your way navigating around this forum successfully.
And then, just when you feel that you’ve finally mastered all of the functions available to you, someone will up and change the whole format.
I hate change!

 

[Cucamonga kid]

Yup, my FREE membership cost me another 900 bucks. But I can’t figure out who to blame yet.

 

[2sharp2]

It's ok you can blame me...it's what I do! Nice piece.

 

[Cucamonga kid]

It's ok you can blame me...it's what I do! Nice piece.

I did have you in mind for warning #2.
You’re a stand up guy for assuming the blame though; gotta hand it to you.