[Cucamonga kid]

Fair Warning

Don't say you weren't warned.
Commie Libs enter at you own risk.
You may be offended!

 

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How much more could we take?

 

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Lights are a must

Almost done with my new M4.

 

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ALMOST done.

 

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Guns don't kill people. People who can't read kill people.

 

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For all the math genius's out there 🤓

What is the shortest distance between two non-adjacent vertices of a regular polygon? 🤔

 

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What is the shortest distance between two non-adjacent vertices of a regular polygon? ��

A straight line...............OK, never mind, carry on.

 

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Oh No!😭

Some of you may have read my post yesterday about how I dyed the polymer frame of my flat dark earth Smith and Wesson M&P, black. Well I put it away for the night and got up this morning and found this.😳 Looks like somehow the dye must've reacted with the polymer over night.

Now what am I going to do?🤔
Hey Chuck I'll sell it to you cheap.🤑

 

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It just doesn't look scary anymore.

 

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JUST KIDDING BOYS AND GIRLS. I found that picture on the Internet. Just thought it would be a funny post script to my previous thread of "can't leave well enough alone". We're all good here. Carry-on

 

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Who says building a border wall won't work?

The Chinese built one over 2,000 years ago and they still don't have any Mexicans.

I was serving in the army in Germany in 71&72 and didn't see any Mexicans on either side of the Berlin Wall. They work. Walls that is.

 

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Blonde in Montana

 

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Believe me Krazeehorse, I know exactly how you feel. People are just plain rude nowadays. Why, just today I was walking Oscar around the block and everything is pretty quiet so I pulled out a cigarette but realized that after searching my pockets I didn't have my lighter with me. I was really bumbed and almost turned back to the house when I saw a female jogger approaching me from the other end of the block. I figured what the heck I'll take a chance and when she was only about 10 feet away , I put the cigarette in my mouth and I said "excuse me miss do you have a light" and without missing her stride she slaps it right out of my mouth.

 

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Trumps campaign slogan: Make America Great Again (MAGA)
Bidens campaign slogan: Make America Moral Again (MAMA)

 

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Crap! Hearing and seeing that left a bad taste in my mouth.

 

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I just heard the most serious accidents I could be involved in will happen within 10 miles of my home. I'm moving to Chattanooga.

 

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What's as big as a house, runs on diesel fuel at the rate of 20 gallons per hour, makes a crap load of smoke and noise and cuts an apple into three pieces?

A Soviet Machine designed to cut an apple into 4 pieces.

(A miners riddle from the movie Chernobyl)