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Just failed my driving test.
When the examiner asked me, “What sign would you expect to see down a narrow country road?”
Apparently, “fresh eggs for sale” wasn’t the answer …
 

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Why am I the only naked person at this gender reveal party?
 

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My wife sent me a text that said, “Your great”

So, naturally, I wrote back, “No, you’re great”

She’s been walking around all day, happy and smiling.

Should I tell her I was just correcting her grammar or leave it?
 

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The worst part of spanking a disobedient child in the supermarket is having absolutely no idea whose child it is.
 

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I got my wife to help me put some posts in the ground for our new fence.

I gave her the hammer and I said, “When I nod my head, you hit it.”

I don’t remember much after that.
 

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On the eve of the couple’s 10th wedding anniversary, the still slim wife was bragging about her figure.

You know, honey, she said, I can still get into the same skirts I did before we were married.

Yeah, the husband replied, I wish to hell I could.
 
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