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Do you know that awesome feeling when you get into bed, fall right asleep, stay asleep all night, and wake up feeling refreshed and ready to take on the day?

Yeah, me neither!
 

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There were several Cowboys sitting around in the Fort Worth Texas Stock Show Sale Barn waiting for the lightweight calves to run through. Suddenly a Cell Phone rings out disturbing the Auction. One of the Cowboys answers it...
Cowboy: "Hello?"
Wife: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the Salebarn?"
Cowboy: "Yep."
Wife: "Great! I am at the Mall a couple of miles from where you are. I just saw a Beautiful Mink Coat. It's Absolutely Gorgeous!! Can I buy it?"
Cowboy: "Well Maybe, What's the price?"
Wife: "Honey, It;s Only $3,900. The normal price is $4,700."
Cowboy: "Well, I guess it's ok. Go ahead and buy it, if you like it that much..."
Wife: "oh I do! I do! Oh, and I also stopped by the Mercedes Dealership and saw the 2020 models. I saw one I really liked. I spoke with the salesman, and he gave me an excellent price...and since we need to exchange the BMW that we bought last year I was thinking..."
Cowboy: "What price did he quote you?"
Wife: "Only $110,000..."
Cowboy: "OK, but for that price I want it loaded with all the options."
Wife: "I'll Tell him. But before we hang up, there's something else..."
Cowboy: "Yes?"
Wife: "It might sound like a lot, but I was looking at our Bank Account, and...I stopped by the Real Estate Agent this morning, and saw the house we had looked at last year. It's on Sale!! Remember? The one with a pool, the horse barn, the vineyard, and the fifty acre lake."
Cowboy: "How much are they asking for it now?"
Wife: "Only $3.5 million - a Magnificent price...and I see that we have that much in the bank to cover it..."
Cowboy: "Well, then go ahead and buy it, but just bid $2.3 million. OK?"
Wife: "OK, sweetie, I will. Thanks! I'll see you later!! I love you!!!"
Cowboy: "Bye...I love u too..."
The Cowboy hangs up the Cell Phone while looking at it. He then looks around him, raising his hand in the air holding the phone and asks to all those around him;
"Does anyone know who this phone belongs to?"
 
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