There was a Jewish man who did circumcisions on small Jewish baby boys. He had been doing it for years and all the time collected the foreskins from all the babies.
He had quite a lot, then one day walked past a shop that had the following sign in the window,
“We Can Make Anything Out Of Anything – Just Bring The Material”
So the Jewish man went in and asked them to make a purse from the foreskins he had collected. He was told to go back in a week’s time, when it would be ready.
A week later, he returned to the shop to collect the purse. He complemented the shopkeeper for doing such a fine job and asked how much he owed him.
“$50” said the shopkeeper.
“$50, for such a small purse, you must be joking! How come it’s so expensive?”
The shopkeeper replied “Ah, you see this is no ordinary purse…if you rub it, it turns into a suitcase”