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Maybe a laugh will wake this place up

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Back on January 9th, a group of bikers were riding west on I-74 when they saw a girl about to jump off the Murray Baker Bridge.

So they stopped. George, their leader, a big burly man of 53, gets off his Harley, walks through a group of gawkers, past the State Trooper who was trying to talk her down off the railing, and says, "Hey Baby;..whatcha doin' up there on that railin'?"

She says tearfully, "I'm going to commit suicide!"

While he didn't want to appear "sensitive," George also didn't want to miss this "be-a-legend" opportunity either so he asked;"Well, before you jump, Honey-Babe;why don't you give ole George here your best last kiss?"

So, with no hesitation at all, she leaned back over the railing and did just that; and it was a long, deep, lingering kiss followed immediately by another even better one.

After they breathlessly finished, George gets a big thumbs-up approval from his biker-buddies, the onlookers, and even the State Trooper, and then says, "Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had, Honey! That's a real talent you're wasting, Sugar Shorts. You could be famous if you rode with me. "So tell me..why are you committing suicide?"

"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl."

It's still unclear whether she jumped or was pushed.
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Since no one in congress ever seems to actually read those 500+ page bills that end up costing taxpayers, why not slip a provision in the next one to set term limits and cut their pay 10% each year for the next 10 years... worth a shot.
...and no retirement either, let them pay in like everybody else... ...and not other stipends or allowances either...
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This is legendary and perfectly detailed. I hope this one isn't copyrighted/patented, because I'm gonna "borrow" it. Many thanks " bad ninja ", job well done. (y)
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