[bigdog10]

So at the wife's birthday party last night I thought that I would try a different drink hello Makers Mark. lets just say my grey matter will never be the same again.

 

[Insta-Gator]

Gray matter vastly improved by the Maker's Mark, would be my guess.


I had a Maker's last night myself. But I only had one. (that's the secret)

 

[Chuck43]

Welcome to the wonderful world of Kentucky bourbon.

 

[Marshall]

So at the wife's birthday party last night I thought that I would try a different drink hello Makers Mark. lets just say my grey matter will never be the same again.

So two of Kentucky's finest won last nite?? The Wildcats won their basketball game and Makers Mark beat the BD10 team from NY...

 

[Dude22]

Don't worry. Markers Mark only kills the brain cells you weren't using anyway. Therefore your brain is more efficient.

 

[Insta-Gator]

Don't worry. Markers Mark only kills the brain cells you weren't using anyway. Therefore your brain is more efficient.

Survival of the fittest.

 

[Chuck43]

Cliff once explained the "Buffalo Theory" to Norm on Cheers, it went like this:

Well ya see, Norm, it's like this... A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.

In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first.

In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers.

 

[Insta-Gator]

Cliff once explained the "Buffalo Theory" to Norm on Cheers, it went like this:

Well ya see, Norm, it's like this... A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.

In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first.

In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers.

This is true.

And have you ever noticed that the slower, weaker brain cells are almost always associated with what is commonly considered "good judgement?"

An audible indicator that you have reached the tipping point of cell culling is when the words, "Hey, y'all. Hold my beer and watch this" come out of your mouth. What follows may end up on the local news channel.

 

[bigdog10]

Just got back from the range and my aim was better than ever. the first two shots fired were very painful forgot the ear plugs. then I sat down and watched them shoot for three hours. when asked what I was doing I informed them I was cleaning my pistol they informed me that if I was going to do that I should take it out of the case. damn those boys are smart!

 

[Chuck66]

Mr. Mark and I are very close friends. He does have a tendency to steel your credit cards though so be careful.