Omg

Gray matter vastly improved by the Maker's Mark, would be my guess.


I had a Maker's last night myself. But I only had one. (that's the secret)

Dude22 said:

Don't worry. Markers Mark only kills the brain cells you weren't using anyway. Therefore your brain is more efficient.

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Survival of the fittest.

Chuck43 said:

Cliff once explained the "Buffalo Theory" to Norm on Cheers, it went like this:

Well ya see, Norm, it's like this... A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.

In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first.

In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers.

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This is true.

And have you ever noticed that the slower, weaker brain cells are almost always associated with what is commonly considered "good judgement?"

An audible indicator that you have reached the tipping point of cell culling is when the words, "Hey, y'all. Hold my beer and watch this" come out of your mouth. What follows may end up on the local news channel.